There's Nothing Out There

Stars: Craig Peck, Wendy Bednarz. Although this is being positioned as a "cult" satire on horror films, it's a tiresome low-budget rip-off of Friday the 13th, etc., that is not nearly as tongue-in-cheek as the films it seeks to satirize. Seven teenagers go to a remote cabin in the woods where the three couples pair off, have sex, and then steadily begin to disappear and/or die. The one extra kid is a horror movie buff who points out every single "clue" that everybody is going to die. Joe Bob Briggs liked it, but then Joe Bob likes anything where clothes are dropped to reveal flesh and flesh is dropped to reveal bone. Jason, Freddie, and Michael are scarier and actually more funny than the plastic frog and lame dialogue that strongly suggest that There's Nothing Out There much worse than this. Audience: Suckers.