Straight Line

Stars: Mr. T (D.C. Cab, Rocky III, TV's "The A Team"), Alex Amini. Mr. T plays T.S. (Too Strong) Turner, a private investigator who's drawn into a case involving a rebellious teenager accused of planting a bomb (which killed the kid's mother). T.S. soon discovers that the kid is part of a renegade gang called "The Future" which specializes in evicting old people and minorities from brownstones. Turns out, it's not only part of a major real estate scam, but the whole enchilada is being headed-up by a noted child psychologist who's also running a secret white supremacist brainwashing camp for boys. (Huh?) As far as the action goes, the T-man has a rather lame showdown with a pick-up truck and he bonks a few heads but that's about it. Although made for TV, we don't have any record that it actually was aired (the title and end credits have been electronically added). Either way, Mr. T is yesterday's news, and Straightline is nothing more than filler. Audience: Die-hard Mr. T fans.