The Newlywed Game: Hot, Wild and Outrageous Volume 1

Ok, it's not 'hot', it's not 'wild' and the 'outrageous' in the title is wishful thinking on Bob Eubanks part. This more accurately could have been tagged The Newlywed Game: Dumb and Dumber. How about those questions? "Where was the weirdest place you've ever made whoopie?" Wife's answer: "You don't like to try nothing new, you dummy." Husband's witty retort: "Shut up." Eubanks shares many "highlights" like this, interspersed with fast edits of countless couples hitting each other over the head with the answer cards. Wasn't watching this in the ‘70s bad enough? What's worse is the threat implied in the title: Volume 1 ??? Listen Bob, if you have to make Volume 2, make it interesting...throw in some 'before' and 'after' footage, find out who's still married, who's still sporting a five-inch wide tie or flowered print mini-skirt, who cheated and who didn't, find out who really did wear the panties in the family, and, finally, let's hope we've evolved enough for somebody to answer: "It's none of your damn business, Bob." Optional. Aud: P. (N. Plympton)