Laser Moon

Stars: Traci Lords (Cry Baby, Not Of This Earth), Harrison Leduke. Somebody's stalking women who take showers and wear frilly nightgowns, and then killing them when it's a full moon. What a novel plot line. An all-night radio talk show host named Zane Wolf (Harrison Leduke) provides extremely tiresome commentary on this, that, and the other, while police authorities try to catch the killer. At a loss, the police bring in special agent Barbara Fleck (Traci Lords) to help crack the case. Although former porn star Lords can't act (and she's onscreen for maybe a whole 10 minutes), she's in perfect company, as everyone seems to have wandered in off the street to read the dialogue. Although a couple of ineffectual red herrings are tossed in, the identity of the killer is pretty obvious from the get (why else would we have to listen to Zane Wolf's radio talk show?). Laser Moon is a no-budget, lame scripted, poorly acted, unerotic snoozer that should have never made it out of the can. Audience: Since the Lords scandal is ancient history, even the curious won't be attracted to this. So, basically, that just leaves total suckers.