Urban Legends: The Final Cut

As wretched as any Ed Wood bomb, and without the camp factor to make it entertaining, Urban Legends: The Final Cut is a serious contender for the worst horror movie ever made. Neither the least bit scary, nor even competently acted (in fact, every performance is so flaccid that the actors look like they're reading cue cards even when they scream), this pathetic excuse for a suspense movie stars a bunch of generically pretty people you've never heard of playing "serious" film students who are methodically whacked by a psycho while shooting a slasher flick as a thesis film at "the abandoned theme park outside of town." 'Nuff said. Not recommended. (R. Blackwelder)