Body 2000: New Millennium Fitness

This letterboxed offering suggests that fat-burning in the year 2000 won't be any more fun than it is today. Three unsmiling "android-type" women take us through the exercise paces while sentences scroll across the bottom of the screen expounding, "the liver's positive emotion is kindness and it's negative emotion is anger." With a picture of a human brain-stem looming in the background and a superimposed Jesus-like figure occasionally popping in to say deep Zen stuff, the emotional side of my liver started getting a little peeved at the gimmicky-ness of it all. Not a necessary purchase. Aud: P. (N. Plympton)