10 Hottest Caribbean Resorts

Speaking of compilations, here's a compilation of advertisements, with no actual content to break the flow. Ranging from the nicely produced to the grainy, the segments for the 10 Hottest Caribbean Resorts are all commercials produced by or for the resorts themselves. For what it's worth, the 10 resorts are: Aruba, Couples (St. Lucia), a Windjammer Cruise, Frenchman Reef, Morningstar, Boscobel Beach, Hedonism II, Royal Caribbean, Carlyle on the Bay, and the Clipper (Virgin Islands). In addition, you can call Hawaiian Sunspots, a subsidiary of the tape's producer Sharpe Travel Service, and get--wait for it--discounts on the trip and the lodgings. Numero uno: this tape should be given away, not sold, to anyone foolish enough to take it. Numero two-o: the company offers four other titles which you should assiduously avoid: 10 Hottest Cruises, 10 Hottest Mexican Resorts, 10 Hottest Hawaiian Resorts, and 10 Hottest Honeymoon Resorts. Not recommended. (Available from: Sharpe Travel Service, 6406 Friars Road, Suite 138, San Diego, CA 92108; 1-800-233-4662.)