Super Shape With Hanna Forest

This exercise program, which is titled Stay Healthy With Hanna in the opening credits, was made who knows when, at a cost of next to nothing. Hanna, who alternately seems as if she's watched too many Marlene Dietrich movies, or taken drill lessons from Goering, is the "host." Without any introduction, she begins exercising, following no rhyme or reason in her moves (apparently the producers just wanted an hour's worth of anything.) This is very nearly a one-camera, one-take video. To introduce a little variety into the program, the producers decided to use a second camera, and shoot through the branches of a studio tree. Or maybe, the producer lived in the tree--since this program could very well be the work of simian, rather than human, intelligence. Not recommended. (See BUYING A NEW CAR FOR LESS for availability.)