Walk the Talk: The Video

For about what it would cost you to hire me for an hour-long talk, minus expenses, of course (although I generally pay for my own food and...). Wait. Let me start over. Do you want to know the secret(s) of succeeding in business? Here goes: a) there's gold in each of us, b) avoid contradictions, and c) do what you say. There were a few other clichés mentioned that I didn't jot down, but that's the basic jist of Walk the Talk, a rather pricey business video that features a new CEO learning the secrets of good business practice from the janitor in an extended skit that resembles a sequence from the old Dallas--both in terms of acting and scripting. I confess I did not see the oodles of supplementary stuff that comes with the video (though I don't think it was $800 worth) and I'm not really the CEO of a multi-million dollar corporation, but I do know a kick-in-the-corporate-shorts priced video made up of recycled vapid upper management-ese when I see one, and this is the genuine article. If you've got $900 (plus expenses) to blow, give me a little ringy-dingy, and we'll chat. Not recommended. Aud: C, P. (R. Pitman)